Wednesday, January 20, 2016
If You Say So
I was drinking my morning cup of decaf coffee, and Anna asked for some. "Why not?" I thought. "It's decaf." I poured her a tiny cup.
Anna: Iss dangerous. (Looking up from her cup of coffee.)
Lara: Your coffee is dangerous?
Anna: Yes. Coffee dangerous. (Looks back down with concern and takes another drink.)
Anna: Poppa old!
Lara: Oh that's funny. You think Poppa's old?
Anna: Yeah. Beard.
Lara: Poppa's old because he has a beard?
Anna: (Nods her head vigorously.) No beard, young. Beard, old!
Anna: I have to poo-poo! (Runs to bathroom.)
Lara: I have to go potty too. Can I join you? But I don't have to go poo-poo, just pee-pee.
Anna: Oh no! Mama not potty-trained!